Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife....

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 0:14

We all have that inner child in us

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Sunday 24 August 2014 0:15

Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.

Comments

kevin_the_pigeon 10

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:04

Whats wrong with dating a man-child

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:49

I think he has been listening to Katy Perry too much....

sarabear94 4

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:57

What's with the negative comments ? I would laugh too if I heard that word. You may be an adult, but you seriously need to laugh at those small things in life. #boringpersonalert