Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for...

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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texas_justice 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:38

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:37

OP admit it.. it was you..

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crowbar87 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:17

****. I laughed so hard I pissed, luckily I was sitting on the toilet

KissablePsycho 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:34

Was he a virgin?

croceye 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:45

want to have a threesome

HeXr 22

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:07

this made me lol. but seriously, your boyfriend is retarded :-P

lilweapon 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:36

pathetic

dorktastic09 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:38

so is your bf 13 or something? what an idiot.

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:40

This FML is gold :D Made me laugh!

JEEP67 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:45

did it smell like bologna?

x3CeCe 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:50

LOL is all I can say

EmmaTheDilemma 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 18:04

Or maybe he farted in purpose?

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