Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 11:57

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

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YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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dbaybeeh 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:54

ewww dats nasty rite there lOl

Blondiebee88 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 2:55

I just don't get women who love jerks like this!

ChiZah 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:33

lmmfaooo i wish i could have seen the look on your face

JoNaThAn135 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:36

how did u gaze into his eyes in the darkness

vulcar123 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:59

rofl

alex182011 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:20

tooth brush?...tooth past?...mints?..mouth wash?..need I say more ? lol

sk8erd 15

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:01

little word of advice: freshen up your mouth after dinner or so

Viciousvixen_21 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:11

Ur disgusting for not brushing ur teeth. Do u suck his dick with that mouth?

denvan 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 11:23

Sounds like an Orbit moment. Farted in mouth dirty teeth chew orbit and smile

don1qot 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:02

Wow, shitty-ass way to get **** blocked. Op , ydi--LYAO(laughing your ass off)--in his face!

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