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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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Monday 19 March 2012 8:53

According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.

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That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*

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testtest2_fml 16

Friday 15 June 2012 19:44

Miam!

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Friday 15 June 2012 19:51

Miam

Federgirl 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:32

eww that's gross!

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Friday 10 July 2015 22:44

Heh. Remember not to French- kiss him.

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