Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

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fmylplz 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:47

lmaoooo my boyfriend does the same, totally not worth an fml, he's got a sense of humour, learn to love it ;)

mmhmm138 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:04

He spun your boobs right round, right round, like a record player.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 19 February 2010 5:06

That's freakin awesome! I want to shake his hand!

Gourmet_Taco 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:06

I can help. *winks and rubs hands together*

efyurlifeLol 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:09

lmfao to number 10 I lol'd haha

mrzero 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:11

what is size of it???

brunnette_babe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:21

lol how funny its cute

jelsew 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:24

There needs to be a "WIN" and a "SO?" button. Just sayin'

Dynoblaze 1

Friday 19 February 2010 5:28

Whats with all these bfs and gfs not having a sense of humor?

blueturtlelover 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:31

this is a bad thing?

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