Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

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joshskim 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:26

I will suck ur boobs and make u like my di k and I put my penis up ur anus

xxdoubledrumxx 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:26

not really an fml, but thats pretty hot.

maddie1 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:53

hahahaha thats funny!!!! but u deserve it for not waitin till marriage ****

loueii 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:45

did he get a high score :D lol

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 12:31

lol u have a cool boyfriend

RawrBunneh 0

Monday 28 June 2010 3:44

That's what I call music!

charbz 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:48

this is too epic. you should strum his ****

TylerOMFG 7

Friday 25 February 2011 1:04

this is hilarious. made my day haha

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:12

what i wanna know is why he had to turn to you to play with your breasts? why was his back to you if you guys were fooling around?

HOLAANNI 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:59

this isn't an fml

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