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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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ktsthrlnd 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

flockz 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

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7mood75 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:34

Come out of the closet.

CookieM_fml 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:39

THREESOOMMMEEE!!

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:43

You know , there are these types of rooms that have like beds in them and these neat things called locks . Maybe next time you could try them!

Stylin_Since_97 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:45

Did he offer a towel to cover up? X)

Jazattackk 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:51

Stupid *****

kelsey_katie 17

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:54

Sorry, but you brought that upon yourself.

mandihbew 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:55

if I was your boyfriend, I woulda been like, explosive diarreah dude. I'll be in here for at least two hours.

BooGhosted 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:40

That's a long quickie!

mandihbew 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:06

lol, but it'll give them enough time to escape, or just NOT make it a quickie ;D

Nicoya456 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:55

He got a big surpise!

Orcina1 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:07

WIN!

Glambert_lover 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:09

Damn..... Dude! Hopefully one day you guys will laugh about this!

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