Love: Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned...

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Aww, he's head over heels for you :)

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He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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UrAverageBrat 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:11

Awww young, inexperienced, unstable love.

lollipop77_fml 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:47

Wow, wot a knockout!!

galefgq 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:21

Well , first kisses are always memorable ;)

invile 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:26

Dont lean to much its common sense hes gunna fall

Every1luvsfmls 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:31

That's what she said

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