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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

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Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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MissAbri 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:17

Sharing the love. LOL But FYL OP.

RaineLee 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:25

That's gross. If I were you I'll never let him kiss me again.

tryttyryr 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:39

first kiss?? really?? what are you, 12? a kiss is no big deal just get over it

deeroseryan 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:19

eew. thats nasty... :/

candylover59 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:34

go brush ur teeth ewie!!!!....

Person1233 12

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:02

Was it chunky?

smurfman44265034 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 18:01

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_itsmyparty_ 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 18:33

How romantic...

kdog773 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:51

lol

marilynmanson646 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:37

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