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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 15:55

you sound pissed

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Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

hm we need a revenge plan

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hern98 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:30

Lmfao I feel bad for u but tht really does sound like something I would do to!

laceydoherty 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 15:48

Break up with him

jos_binet 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:49

pun intended?

asmith12032 4

Friday 28 February 2014 4:04

The pun.... lmfao

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 26 August 2015 14:57

Pun intended?

Liammg 12

Saturday 26 March 2016 17:36

there's a pun in here somewhere

jaydoo 6

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:42

Try pissing on his face

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