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By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

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By RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

well did u become his neighbor?

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

just another example of how facebook ruins lives...

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illuisan 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 16:57

Haha wow. people these days.

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Monday 9 July 2012 9:32

DaFuq?

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Sunday 16 August 2015 18:52

Did you become his neighbor?

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