Intimacy: Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began...

By anonymous - 24/10/2014 01:25 - United States - West Babylon

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

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Friday 24 October 2014 9:24

Rough sex, you're doing it wrong. Seriously though, hope you're ok!

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Friday 24 October 2014 9:27

37 staples!? Jesus! I went through a windshield and didn't even need 37 staples! Well at least that sex war wound is cooler than run of the mill rug burn.