Kids: Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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sarsuela 29

Friday 9 April 2021 17:15

Well, it is still cute of him.

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sarsuela 29

Friday 9 April 2021 17:15

Well, it is still cute of him.

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