Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where...

By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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wifey08 13

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She is innocent and meant well. Yay for having a caring daughter :)

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Those are words of encouragement!

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Masift 21

Monday 14 September 2015 18:47

hey! better to look fat than actually being fat! She meant well and sounds sweet

RicoSalas 5

Thursday 3 March 2016 4:35

Not going to lie that kid is savage

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