Miscellaneous: Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go...

By mvp - 26/07/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML

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By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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carmoniam 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:22

HAHAHAHA **** ME PUMPS.

ThatDarnCat 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:30

I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's ******* cool.

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fightingkittens 39

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:01

Your mom is awesome simply for the Amy Winehouse reference.

avaloncode 8

Monday 27 August 2012 21:49

HAHAHAHA

Orchard 33

Thursday 9 May 2013 21:55

Sounds like a fair trade to me XD

bagofpopkern 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:53

I need a pair of these pumps

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