Miscellaneous: Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my...

By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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cloudiarose 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:01

Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!

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Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.

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PNiggZ 19

Friday 27 February 2015 7:20

At least cupcake butt sounds cute

gabe_ludi 8

Sunday 15 March 2015 7:28

SHOOT IT

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 20:27

Shove cake in his face.

Sonata90 26

Tuesday 2 June 2015 21:46

I'm dying to know what you did to fix the problem.

cjl922 17

Friday 24 June 2016 4:33

GOTEEM

Tyrax 16

Tuesday 30 August 2016 22:37

There are times and places for prabks. Your WEDDING DAY is Not one of those.

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