Miscellaneous: Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly...

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Nanall 15

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:04

You're lucky it didn't get stolen

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

Lovely.

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dlryan97 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:31

Next time be sure to put a barf bag?

jedielf 23

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:59

...and this is why we only leave the windows down when there are people inside the car...

OakChair 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:19

How far did you open the window? Geez.

LaughingAlways 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:19

Was it the good or bad kind of vomit? I'm just not seeing the downside here :)

SPD935 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

Febreeze and kitty litter. Trust me.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

How much is 'slightly'

conneee 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:31

What did he have for lunch?

twisted54 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:35

I'd guess garbage

chahacha599 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:45

hobos now a days smh

annagilbert 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:48

aren't bums awesome?

mazesm 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:51

Aww

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