Health and School: Today, it's the third day in a row that my classmate next to...

By Kayla - 06/10/2018 14:00

Today, it's the third day in a row that my classmate next to me has brought green bean casserole to eat in class. The last two days I could hold back my vomit, but today I couldn't. FML

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

Saturday 6 October 2018 20:05

stop being a whimp

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Saturday 6 October 2018 19:12

So all this poor kid can afford to eat is the same leftovers for days, and your privileged ass is annoyed because you don’t like the smell? Maybe you should offer to buy him lunch.