Make a swing with a tree

Today's my birthday too!

Don't feel so bad dude. I'm going to assume they have a sick sense of humor which I can sort of relate. Not like the time my cousin hung himself and my ex boss told me to 'hang in there' she was a blonde

When it's there birthday give them a rope and the stool and say karma's a bitch

And use the stool to sit on and watch them suffer?

I wish I knew the history between you and your neighbor... I feel like no one would do that without somewhat of a reason. (not just to be a dick)

I don't know why so many people misinterpreted the OP. I think this FML is obvious, they forgot the soap...

Those are really bad neighbors. I'm sorry OP. I hope your birthday was good otherwise

Maybe they just want to HANG out with you. Eh? No? Okay sorry :(

What terrible human beings