Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not...

By peter - 11/09/2009 04:33 - Indonesia

Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML

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Friday 11 September 2009 12:24

the fact that they bought it from your bakery is a good thing! it means they think your cakes are the best, so take it as a compliment! the rest still sucks though...

ydi_bitch 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:02

The Cake is a LIE !

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Calaura9 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:27

Did you get an employee discount?

SkinniesChick 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:28

Dude that sucks. But my birthday is today also. Happy Birthday!

plexico 3

Friday 11 September 2009 14:34

It could have been even worse. . . Your kids could have given the cake to another guy. Oops, Mom didn't tell you yet?

TBman256 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:50

PARADOX!!!

toink 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:15

Give them a space cake! ;D

HotRodScott 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:49

Dads always pay for everything anyways - thats life

DresdenB17 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:59

boohoo. how the **** did this "gem" get through. so what, you made your own cake and you paid for it. you are supposed to be the provider for your family, are you not? I have an awesome fml. listen to this "today, I woke up and got ready for work. then I went to work. then I came home. I had a normal day today, FML"