Kids: Today, it's been almost two weeks since any of my relatives have... - FML

By adults acting like children - 17/09/2016 20:31 - United States - Danvers

Today, it's been almost two weeks since any of my relatives have talked to me. They are still mad because I didn't go on a Labor Day trip with them and I've found out why. Apparently, they had plans for me to babysit my younger cousins any time they wanted to do something fun. FML

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nider 19

Sunday 18 September 2016 8:31

That's unbelievably selfish of them.

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Sunday 18 September 2016 8:32

let them be mad.

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Sunday 5 February 2017 3:14

f them !!!!!

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