Intimacy: Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

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Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

I think you should see a doctor

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Sunday 16 August 2015 6:31

You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that ***** got in there!!?!

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jaegerbomb98 6

Monday 10 July 2017 23:54

yo thats not even funny, without prep, that would hurt so bad. its a super sharp pain

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