Miscellaneous: Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out...

By thatsjustlovely - 01/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

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By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 16:25

that is just so sad..

perdix 29

Friday 1 January 2010 17:47

No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.

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bubbles0110 0

Friday 1 January 2010 19:40

HAAAA!! I just cleared 35!! ...wow our lives are sad lol

blueocean43 2

Friday 1 January 2010 19:45

You think thats bad? I did the same except only made it to level 12.

kmhello313 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:11

Why not party with your friends if you actually have any

that_guy321 2

Friday 1 January 2010 20:14

who says that the OP decided to stay home? Maybe they got into some shit and weren't allowed out?

supergamer94 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:51

One word. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!

drumsofdoom5943 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:54

same here, I couldn't go cuz i was sick! OHHHH FML FML, this is why most people switch to MLIA

austin9991 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:25

you need to kill yourself.

scarsnstars45 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:41

you suck!

Tamara2011 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:14

That's sad you should really get some friends :)

overkill_78 4

Friday 1 January 2010 22:25

So you spent your day playing a lame-ass Harvest Moon ripoff? Oh well.

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