Work: Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was... - FML

By Guessmyproffhatesme - 13/12/2016 19:54

Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML

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species4872 19

Sunday 18 December 2016 5:31

Just be glad you haven't become the practical part of the exam.

bretzeller 13

Sunday 18 December 2016 5:14

Lots of depressing jobs out there. They generally pay okay.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 18 December 2016 10:22

I considered that career path when I was... 12-14, I think? But I lacked the social skills for it. That said, either this is a weird test to see how you react to being paired with the idea of death or the professor(?) was annoyed by you.

icekingz 7

Tuesday 20 December 2016 6:33

So what?

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