Miscellaneous: Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like...

By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

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Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

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Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Red earrings XD Yay

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bombielol 20

Tuesday 19 May 2015 9:49

Much more effective then an alarm clock

Thexba 12

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:29

That probably woke you up though

ughed 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 6:26

well at least you woke up on time

HollyPolly 19

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:34

Jewelry cup! It works wonders

nastya_nastenka 16

Thursday 21 May 2015 21:10

Don't snooze man.. x)

SweetJane5522 22

Friday 26 February 2016 3:46

Some people just drink coffee.

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