Kids: Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena,... - FML

By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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My_Little_Pony 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:05

Some things you just can't make an excuse for.

Arrow_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:11

It's ok, some people are show-ers and some are growers.

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ayshren 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 8:24

LMFAO!

randyjohns 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:53

lmfao @ #15 and #22

24788 6

Monday 4 May 2009 10:39

sometimes in life you need to accept your loss and walk away. Explain it to your son later that it's not acceptable to say that.

LoveToSmile101 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 17:57

#22 marry me!

mahaya_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:11

Hah 14 hilarious

skeetattack 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:46

Dude 23s pick gave me a boner

HaHa_Sux4_U 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:15

Hahaha #4 thats a good one

l00pyph33r 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:37

Well at least ur weiner is bigger than his dads so SCORE 4 YOU AND FTW!!!!!

kennington 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:00

ouch.

girlnamedkris 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:56

Wow this is actually hilarious. FYL.

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