Love: Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter...

By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

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Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:47

Am I the only one wondering the number of things she was dissatisfied that resulted in a 13 page letter?

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Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:40

Tell her it was too long and you didn't read.

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Sunday 27 March 2016 10:47

"YOU FELL ASLEEP!??" (Please someone know I'm referring to friends or I'll look crazy ha)

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