Miscellaneous: Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting...

By nofriends - 01/06/2011 04:28 - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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that_is_Nathy 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:02

You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad

Lisa89 3

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My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.

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iloveyouxx121 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:59

aww I'd be your friend :)

rjflores 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:48

I call that talent.

SACKERLAND 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:09

I would be your friend.

brandy_Dandy78 0

Monday 6 June 2011 0:50

I'm sorry!! ill becyour friend(:

Mcamaney1992 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:03

I'm sorry darlin' :(

ladyluck82 9

Monday 6 June 2011 15:36

So hire a friend. I saw a show last night about "megacities" and Tokyo was one of them...apparentley, you can actually RENT/HIRE a "friend" to make you seem popular. What is this world coming to? lmao