Work: Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes...

By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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S_Gnu 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 16:07

Dog crap in a shoe store? Leave it to the South.

pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 4:32

Is your name Paul bundy

MrZsDad 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 8:59

Even Al Bundy is laughing at you. Lol.

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