Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the...

By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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kieferr 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

Maybe you should shower...

Ijas 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

You got that mud butt?

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peterlikes 3

Monday 26 March 2012 7:08

Maybe your butt smells really good!!!

morganmorgan 0

Monday 26 March 2012 7:13

You are annoying.

MrGroovy28 7

Monday 26 March 2012 7:48

Perhaps you need to work on your fundamental hygiene - aka learn how to wipe!! The image is quite grotesque now that I think about it

rey_socal 0

Monday 26 March 2012 8:26

@highlyunlikeme what's up your cute!

Old_Man_Jenkins 0

Monday 26 March 2012 8:30

not something i would feel proud of

KM96 24

Monday 26 March 2012 8:36

Let's hope there was no one around to see :0

horhay89 1

Monday 26 March 2012 8:45

diiiirrrty

tamgibbo 5

Monday 26 March 2012 10:11

Poo stink ass

NirvashType0Spec 7

Monday 26 March 2012 12:42

Were you potty trained? Im sure your parents taught you to wipe RIGHT!

PYLrulz 17

Monday 26 March 2012 13:45

Toilet paper is a hell of an invention.

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