Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Wednesday 8 April 2015 8:02

Well, did it?

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_Could_Be_Worse 11

Monday 25 May 2015 22:34

That's actually kind of funny. From the third person

thebosnian 11

Tuesday 7 July 2015 20:56

You never know till you try.

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Wednesday 29 November 2017 12:23

Give the poor man a *******!

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