Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to...

By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

agreeclassic 16 238

vote type 1 168 444

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Where am I?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

agreeclassic 21 997

vote type 1 108 984

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

agreeclassic 41 452

vote type 1 3 211

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

agreeclassic 17 399

vote type 1 103 287

By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

agreeclassic 26 487

vote type 1 2 458

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

agreeclassic 45 547

vote type 1 3 578

Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

agreeclassic 8 396

vote type 1 23 121

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

agreeclassic 13 141

vote type 1 34 728

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

agreeclassic 46 992

vote type 1 3 149

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

agreeclassic 31 406

vote type 1 2 522

By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

agreeclassic 73 423

vote type 1 19 728

cyndee_2010 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:46

i hope she dumped you

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:30

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

Comments

cyndee_2010 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:46

i hope she dumped you

donttalkshit 0

Monday 23 August 2010 10:33

yeah op you deserve that.

Monstee 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:16

Rofl..

jacobs_double 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment

thedaish 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:41

So either you're a cheater, or your girlfriend's a lesbian.

funnynesh 10

Friday 23 March 2012 11:09

Just because there was another pair of panties, doesn't mean OP cheated on his girlfriend. Ever heard of an ex?

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:30

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

SarcasticSteven 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 13:47

i feel the same way

intothecrypt 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:29

Saying sorry and then stating that you have no sympathy for him makes sense, right?

youjustmademelol 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:28

Wait so that means you cheated... You worthless scum get off this forum

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:37

PLOT TWIST: It was really OP's bisexual girlfriend that was cheating on HIM!

redonkulon 2

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:17

That means the other girl left your place commando. You should probably stick with that one anyway.

Girlssuck 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 13 August 2013 8:52

So you'd cheat, get caught, and then lie your way out of it... Classy.

omg123 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:27

I have so many things to say but......not cool, how would you feel if she handed you the wrong underwear? Actually, you probably would not care.

supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:21

glad you got caught

SwampThing 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:04

I hope you get leprosy

xPedobear 0

Monday 23 August 2010 2:54

that's nice

beth_ebdon 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 0:31

Too harsh

ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 15 July 2016 20:28

Calm down, he isn't Hitler!

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:56

You were saving it for her birthday and it was supposed to be a surprise? Oh wait, maybe that was in a movie once...

suyci 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:39

haha in ur face moron!

wafflemonger 0

Monday 16 February 2009 3:25

I've never understood how people leave undergarments at other people's places after a one-night stand. Can someone explain this to me? I feel naked and weird if I'm walking out in public without a bra and/or panties.