Money: Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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havingalaugh 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:12

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

xkore787 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:11

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

Comments

asianmp 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:18

Party hard or go home

martin8337 35

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:28

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago about a guy that woke up with a quarter in his hand and his underwear on backwards. ;-)

MallardMarauder 10

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:32

That's a cheap hooker!

mxij 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:36

You might wanna get drunk more if it means money, as long as you didn't have any sex with strangers

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:59

Look through your phone for any pictures

dangousity 21

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:30

13$ in the bra, hung over,.. No money? Classy welfare mom?

iximsrebelixi 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:51

I'd say it was a tip for Ya lol

BubbaJ80 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:56

Get some red Gatorade and some Tylenol

Quasita 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 4:08

I guess I'm in the dark as to how you could afford to drink till you would be hung over the next day, but $13 is more than you've seen in weeks... I mean, I assume that this was from NYE but man... I'm no ugly woman but I couldn't get enough drinks for free to get wasted like that unless it was my birthday or something.