Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only... - FML

By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

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sumanmaas15 2

Monday 24 March 2014 21:17

Too funny!

CeltHound 14

Monday 24 March 2014 23:02

I'm so ******* jaded that I probably would've said "Hey. How ya doin'?" While walking right past them.

jackfowler_18 4

Tuesday 25 March 2014 8:32

Hey, at least you didn't walk out naked...

Alastor13X 8

Thursday 27 March 2014 21:51

Did you piss or Shit in your Superman jammies? I would love to live with people like that!

greenpixi 10

Friday 28 March 2014 6:06

Yeah, that kinda was the greatest prank ever. Sorry.

JonDG 12

Friday 18 April 2014 7:09

i dont blame you for freaking out but me being a fan of zombies makes me agree with your friends

WintersChild 12

Tuesday 7 April 2015 4:22

It was the greatest prank

jairolover 25

Monday 4 July 2016 21:05

it was.

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