Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:24

lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)

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Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:21

OUCH.

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emily2772 2

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:47

my friend does that all the time

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Thursday 19 December 2013 15:38

Sissy I fell for a bunk bed into Legos... And I just slept there.

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