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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

Dadothy 8

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

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BananEnigma 24

Saturday 15 August 2015 2:52

Of course she's pissed. She's PREGNANT, you fool!

pikachu1316 11

Sunday 29 May 2016 21:33

well she should be pissed because she could of landed on her stomach and killed the baby

AlbinoMoose987 14

Saturday 8 October 2016 23:39

If she fell and landed on her stomach that could SERIOUSLY injure her and the baby

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