Intimacy: Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:37

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Monday 15 July 2013 8:20

Only awesome people are left handed...like me:D

jennifertayli 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:32

jacking off makes your hand stronger

fuzzypanda321 7

Monday 3 November 2014 21:01

no shit i choke the chicken with my right and i can lift a ton more

laughingtoohard 14

Monday 26 January 2015 3:56

I rotate between the two hands

tiggerdoc 14

Friday 19 June 2015 17:35

GO AWAY! 'Baitin!!

vb68_fml 28

Saturday 21 November 2015 4:05

What an exciting FML! Wonder how this one got through moderation...

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