i can't stop laughing!

i LOVE people like you. it makes FML worth checking every day.

umm...shower much?

Shower. Use it.

Put the chocolate down, and take a damn shower.

You silly goose-but seriously that's nasty

Are you sure it wasn't a turd stain on your back....

There is this new type of cleansing bar, its called soap. No seriously, just use it with a bit of water and it gets rid of that gym-sock stench under your arms. Quite revolutionary, I must say.

If you can't find the shower how could you find the doctor?

I saw this in Mad magazine (i don't really know what it's called... i just randomly picked it up at the library.)