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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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NJXD 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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AlienWorkshop 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:34

wtff

Maubinlol 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:05

3x the fun xD.

an_villian 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:18

yes, pics or it didnt happen

ermkrmr 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:10

it's actualy normal, alot of people have third nipples they just look like birthmarks.

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:51

are you the hooker from total recall?

kimanime 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:33

does that even excist Oo

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:50

Nope, not at all. OP totally faked this FML in order to get attention from the rest of the people who frequent this site. Hey, what do you know? It worked!

nimzie 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:30

that sounds completely gross but better than cancer

iRockkoutloud 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 15:47

ewwww

Joekool1192 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:36

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:55

Hello Miss. Triple-nipple.

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