Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic...

By Notorch - 23/05/2012 15:53 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:52

Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.

noe1387 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:54

Soo... It was only there for a brief second?

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SarahBearrra 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:02

Some people can be so rude..

tylersee 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 6:08

Ru from edson ab

zojieeu 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:04

You should have shoved your leg right up into his ass :D

lolfood 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:06

What the ****...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:08

Well then he'll have to hop everywhere and drag the guy around with him!

flockz 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:19

this sounds like my favorite sex position: the popsicle.

hockeyoceancity 13

Thursday 24 May 2012 3:30

and your profile picture is the end solution of that.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:04

Olympic bruise!

Ozuru 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:04

Go find another town then.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:05

Oh man, you got "burned"... See what I did there?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:15

Yup. No Gusta.

brianfantana32 10

Friday 25 May 2012 1:15

Yes, but it wasn't funny

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:07

The agony of defeat.

epic13 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:08

What an asshole.

lolfood 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:08

That doesn't even make sense.

DogsPaw 16

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:11

Did you get in a heated argument? No? Ok I'll leave.

HannahLouise96 13

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:15

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