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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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ckilla421 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:08

I've read this same one before, and everytime I read it, I laugh so hard that I cry.

JW_SR 9

Friday 29 June 2012 21:27

Ha ha ha

15949058 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:36

sry momy

The_Cool_Dude 5

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:53

That's crazy

fantasyworld 37

Friday 8 August 2014 17:48

She was having too much fun and didn't want to go. When me and my best friend were little one of us would hide so we could keep playing.

acke01 14

Tuesday 9 September 2014 0:44

Was it really your daughter?

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