Animals: Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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wolfe37 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:20

yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

GuyWithAGuitar 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:26

lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

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helloween_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:12

ha! you think thats bad! did you actually have to work?

CrumbFlicker 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:46

Maybe you could work with crops instead of animals. Plants aren't smart enough to humiliate you.

BioshockGirl 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:19

im sorry hun, things will get better. :/

BadPinkKitty07 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:01

*and they all burst into an upbeat, lighthearted song about believing in yourself! :D

greenfsu 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:37

town kid

SheriBerry 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 1:59

you've just won the clutz-of-the-year award!!!

Anonymous1113 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:49

i feel bad for you.

jumpinurpants 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:15

prob fake, if not, FAIL

Aniblecoby 0

Monday 11 October 2010 19:27

city type? cause I've been around farms all my life and that stuff rarely happens to me

woddox 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 3:08

none of this happened stfu. oh trolling...

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