Transportation: Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered...

By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:03

Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.

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Hope you have insurance

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darkfireflame 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 13:23

Well when ya need a smoke...

kat007 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:03

They were doing you a favor

OMGITSAKITTY 16

Monday 11 August 2014 4:51

This is a sign to stop smoking , op

Diddlydoo1632 18

Monday 18 July 2016 15:33

YDI for smoking anyways

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