Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired...

By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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justmethough 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:07

Just go with it..

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hahayourafag 0

Friday 11 May 2012 19:03

Your, hilarious!

paigeamassey 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:52

YOLO!

Lilybugg16 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:29

Wow that's special

HyperSquirrel 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 5:57

" 'cause this is thriller!!" lol that was my first thought after reading this XD

VivaLaDork 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:35

Its ok...I can't dance worth a piece of shit either...

SynysterNero 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:29

Time for dance lessons?

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:40

Go along ffs people will never even know you are really bad at dancing and you're also making people's night so nothing is bad :)

SaintJimmy21 19

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:54

F* why, you rocked! :D

Marine1775 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 18:24

Were you in the thriller video?

cjblue 8

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:53

O_O

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