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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

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This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

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isaacissick 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:23

i actually feel sorry for how stupid you are..:(

CPTobvious_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:33

ahhh.... I dated a chick like you before.... sometimes I had a hard time telling whether she was joking around or just plain stupid.... she was hot though