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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:53

Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

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Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:54

Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

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summer135790 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:41

Maybe he's high?

SanaSazi 32

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:08

have done similar things myself. makes me wonder why i even bother to get up in the mornings.

lina21 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:31

Did you have another good laugh or a klutzy good Samaritin of your own to continue the chain?

ZannityZan 13

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:56

Must have been a damn clean door!!

lesliemay15 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 9:24

Lmao well at least you guys had a good laugh about it.

Chiroptera_Man 10

Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:51

Did he rush to help you back? :)

shawnsavage 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 16:03

The windex is strong this these janitors.

tobba_fml 1

Wednesday 13 August 2014 16:15

this is why cameras were invented

dsw144 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 17:47

I did something similar once! I was in a new building helping set up the front lobby, and all the windows and the door were glass and the same height. I mistook a window for the door because it was so clear. it hurts but its good that you and the other man could laugh it off, OP!! hope your interview went well!