Love: Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He...

By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:30

Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.

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First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....

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Riley8489 8

Sunday 1 November 2015 3:12

*cough *cough gold digger *cough *cough

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Monday 1 February 2016 11:13

Sounds like Draco Malfoy. If he saw this, I guarantee his father would hear about it.

___fishyy 15

Thursday 9 June 2016 15:18

Well, he is French.

kittyballs1200 11

Thursday 8 December 2016 15:11

So he's rich and hot so he would be "perfect" for you? Cuz that makes sense

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