Miscellaneous: Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling...

By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 12:13

I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it. He probably hears about his balls all the time.

woahZERO 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:05

i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.

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BiggieA 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:46

I'm sure he understood...

lol_seriously 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:48

Smoooth.

comewinter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:22

that's what she said.

ollievah 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:52

this is probably going to be reallly obvious, but what does OP stand for? I cannot work it out!

LifeInTheShadows 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:58

original poster...i think

blackdog_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:59

i bet you've said that before, huh

whomajigi 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:21

Option 3: No one cares. I will remain bitter until my explosive diarrhea at WORK story gets posted instead of small minor embarrassment things like this.

YourImaginaryFri 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:11

well some things don't get posted because they're a bit too drastic or descriptive...

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 2 April 2012 18:49

109: Andy Biersack pic. //_^ Made my year.

Stunt_fml 5

Monday 18 May 2009 15:26

Not a YDI or FML... you said a phrase that's common vernacular in a bowling alley. Very similar to a golf course, which is definitely the dirtiest of language in the athletic world. Better luck next time.