Work: Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed...

By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Friday 24 June 2011 11:56

hulk no want diet

Keyganator 5

Friday 24 June 2011 11:57

you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.

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crazytay 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:14

lmfao

goldfingerrules 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:25

This just got added to my favorites

michelletorres 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:33

lmao

Harlequin073 6

Friday 24 June 2011 20:38

how could you even be upset? that is mostly just awesome

AlkatrazTsubasa1 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:53

lol. thats funny

PDeffinP 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:03

hulk has no feeling!

thisisLAUREN 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:16

LOL

j_cat187 19

Friday 24 June 2011 21:45

i wonder if people grow "crops" in canada?

Uncle_Ben96 5

Friday 24 June 2011 22:37

Two fists?

speshlk37 13

Friday 24 June 2011 22:53

Don't make me diet...you wouldn't like me when I diet...

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