Kids: Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks....

By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 12:27

Time to grab the hole puncher.

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Sunday 22 January 2012 12:25

It Was Pain!

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Vulpes21 6

Monday 23 January 2012 2:55

Give her your backhand!

BellaMarta 19

Monday 23 January 2012 3:07

What a ******* brat.

ledzeppfan77 6

Monday 23 January 2012 3:13

I don't believe it

Lull_lyre 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:49

dude you should sue. what a bitch

AuroraAurion 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:53

I would have bitched the little girls mother out for not watching her child

Kasey1994 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:58

Friday night I decided to drink 2 small Gatorade bottles of whiskey while I was supposed to be watching my sister and now I'm grounded :( . FML

nosraclizetti 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:13

Maybe she read your shirt....

stargazer97 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:20

I work at Staples too! There are some mean little creatures that come through there!!

stargazer97 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:23

I work at Staples too! There are some mean little creatures that come through there!!

memibaybiex33 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:47

It only makes me laugh because I work there

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